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28 January 2012 @ 04:41 pm
I had to rule 35 quark erotica when I couldn't find any on the comm. Surprised I couldn't! I felt that writing it was my duty :)

This is a very, very, very silly fic, to the extent I might call it some species of badfic. But the fun kind, hopefully.

Pairing: Top Quark/Bottom Quark
warnings for male/male pronouns, absurd fanfic cliches, and bad jokes you might not get if you haven't mined the Wikipedia articles on quarks for joke material

posted at my lj: "Hey, beauty. What's a third-generation quark like you doing in a place like this?"
08 January 2012 @ 09:29 pm
Just realised I should probably linky my yuletide assigment!

Phish Food has a humdrum life and is stuck in a rut. One day, another pint shows her a different way
24 August 2011 @ 12:52 am
New recruits at Fraction Bootcamp are in for a tough time...Collapse )
Current Location: English Class
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: My English teacher lecturing about Hamlet...
29 June 2011 @ 09:39 pm
 A friend of mine encouraged me to give you folks a possible writing prompt as a challenge/exercise in hilarity.

"Justice gets angry at Liberty just as she leads the French to revolution. Can Liberty mete out justice without her? And who is this new woman named Egalite?"
Do with it as you will.
Title: Dirt
Author: alyse
Fandom: Anthropomorfic
Genre: Crack!fic
Pairing: Wastepaper Basket, and various other office supply pairings.
Rating: R
Warnings: Humiliation kink. Voyeurism. Exhibitionism. Blatant abuse of office supplies.
Word Count: ~400
Author's Notes: Written for mmom. For geonncannon, who wanted Pencil/Sharpener and therefore inadvertently inspired this whole piece of insanity.

Summary: The other office supplies treated it as lower than dirt, and that just made Wastepaper Basket's plastic liner shiver with glee.

( Dirt )
Title: Paper. Clip.
Author: alyse
Fandom: Anthropomorfic
Genre: Crack!fic
Pairing: Paper/Paperclip unrequited longing. And wanking in a paperclip fashion.
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~350
Author's Notes: Written for mmom.

Summary: Paper was a tease.

( Paper. Clip. )
A treat I wrote for Yuletide this year:

if [ $FLAMEWAR ]; then make love; fi (940 words) by faviconRebecca
Fandom: General Computer (Anthropomorfic)
Rating: Mature
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Linux/Windows
Characters: Linux (Anthropomorfic), Windows (Anthropomorfic), Mac OS (Anthropomorfic)
Summary: Windows hated Linux with a passion.

Current Mood: contentcontent
09 December 2010 @ 10:04 am
anthropomor_fic is moderated by carmarthen, who would really like someone else to take this over. She is not very good about responding to comments or PMs.



To make things easier for your taggers, please tag new posts yourself. We currently use this scheme for story tags:

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The sub and p tags may not always be necessary, but please try to tag your characters. If an object/concept is being paired with a specific human (e.g. Stephenie Meyer rather than the archetypal Author), you do not need a character tag for them.
Hey, everyone! I am in theory the maintainer of this community, but I have been AWOL for quite a while and my fannish interests are not so much in anthropomorfic these days (to be honest, I never expected this comm to get as busy as it did).

The main thing that needs to happen is an overhaul of the tags. cloud_wolf has done some of this, and 1angelette also has moderator authority, but they are busy people and this will probably work better if there are a few more taggers. Also, I would like to step down as maintainer of the community, and the new maintainer will need to have some role in coordinating taggers and making sure the tag system is consistent and easy to use. It should probably be written up and linked from the community info (since LJ unfortunately does not have sticky posts yet).

Please comment or send me a private message if you are (a) interested in taking over maintaining anthropomor_fic or (b) interested in helping with tags. Ideally, I would like at least two people to have maintainer authority--that way if one person drops off the face of the internet, the community isn't stuck with no access to settings. You can all divvy administrative duties as you see fit.
27 September 2010 @ 10:28 pm
 Fanfic linked here does not belong to me but to the original users that came up with such a hilarious concept and the others that subsequently turned it into beautiful beautiful fic/art. This needs to be shared like burning.. and where else but here?

World of Warcraft/Lineage 2

How it all started:
' wow, the popular fratboy with his universal appeal
and slightly scruffy looks
meets the frigid, art student L2'

Wednesday (K)night



I had no knowledge of L2 at all when I started reading the above and still laughed like a mad thing.